There once were three little pigs, who when they got old enough went out to build themselves each a little home near a lonely store in the country. The first little pig went to the store and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes (because he said it was the "easy way") and made him self a house. The second little pig went to the store and bought a bunch of pine 1x1s (because he said it was fast and that pine was tough) and built him self a house purely out of those and nails. The third little pig went to the store, but it wasn't to buy, it was to work, he walked up to the clerk/owner, "I'd like to fill out an application to work at this store please"he said. The clerk answered "Sorry we don't have applications for people let alone pigs, but I can let you work for the day." So the pig was brought to the back and put to work.......... By about 6.00 p.m the first little pig had his house of cardboard up and running, the second little pig was