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The Killer Corn Dog

"To arms" called Commander Cabbage as Captain Killer Corn Dog and his evil pizza minions stormed towards the gate. Rows upon rows: Cabbage, lettuce, turnips and even the little peas, all armed, made a semi circle around the inside of the gate. BAM! The giant cabbages put all their weight against the gate to hold back the minions, but even with all their strength it was splintering. Everyone backed away from the gate, weapons in hand. SMASH! The battle had begun. Captain Killer Corn Dog, smothered in ketchup, was the first in his army to even cut Commander Cabbage. The commander with dead pizza minions all around was shocked to see the evil corn dog dicing his men. Nearly too late he ducked as the corn dog's sword sped straight at him and sliced through his helmet so that it made a notch in his head. But cabbages are not deterred that easily, the commander swung his sword at his opponent and impaled the great corn dog but that was not enough to stop the Captain Killer Corn Dog. Slash, dodge, block, stab, defend then slash again. Anyway, the battle went on like this with neither side winning or losing and ketchup flying in every direction. Then the Elite Prunes of the north came in and cleaned out the whole army of pizza minions so that Commander Cabbage could finally throw his adversary down the drain and into the moat. After the battle, the vegetables and the prunes worked together to over throw the Burger Bandit and his burger bullies.

The End             

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