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The fable of the Blue Ringed Death

   "I wonder what it is?" Thought Jimmy as he spotted a little blue circle off in the water. His parents had told him not to go into the water, the water didn't look so deep, and this was his first time, so his parents would understand. I nstead of listening to his parents words, he started for the water. "Maybe I could bring it back to mom and dad to show that I'm big enough to go into the water." He thought. As he got closer he saw more of the blue circles. They moved. The little boy stuck his hand into the water and grabbed a hand full of the blue rings, they grabbed his arm with strong little tentacles. He screamed, then started to feel sick the. He saw what the blue ring were, they were the blue rings on a blue ringed octopus one of the most poisonous animals in the world. By disobeying his parents the last thing Jimmy heard was his mother calling for him. The last thing he ever saw were the terrifying blue rings of the octopus. And at that time,...

The Killer Corn Dog

"To arms" called Commander Cabbage as Captain Killer Corn Dog and his evil pizza minions stormed towards the gate. Rows upon rows: Cabbage, lettuce, turnips and even the little peas, all armed, made a semi circle around the inside of the gate. BAM! The giant cabbages put all their weight against the gate to hold back the minions, but even with all their strength it was splintering. Everyone backed away from the gate, weapons in hand. SMASH! The battle had begun. Captain Killer Corn Dog, smothered in ketchup, was the first in his army to even cut Commander Cabbage. The commander with dead pizza minions all around was shocked to see the evil corn dog dicing his men. Nearly too late he ducked as the corn dog's sword sped straight at him and sliced through his helmet so that it made a notch in his head. But cabbages are not deterred that easily, the commander swung his sword at his opponent and impaled the great corn dog but that was not enough to stop the Captain Killer Corn...

See how easily you can make a delicious potato breakfast

Did you wake up this mourning to you stomach growling. Did you look in the fridge only to find a couple of uncooked potatoes and a stick of butter. Now all you need is a frying pan and your good to go. Put the pan on the stove to heat up, stick some butter on the pan and chop up the potatoes. By the time you have chopped the potatoes the pan should be heated and the butter is probably melted. Drop the potatoes in the pan and cook them all while stirring them and adding butter until they are brown and tender. Dump them onto a plate and they are be gone into your stomach minutes.      

How It began....

Today i'm going to give you a poem from one of my favorite books. Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky ,                Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,         One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie,              One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,  One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them  In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.      That is the poem at the beginning of the master piece.... The Lord Of The Rings. by J.R.R Tolkien 

See how easily you can twist your tongue with out pain

Hello folks, today I will make your tongue wrap around you eye tooth so you can't see what you are saying. Here are some tongue twisters that will tie your tongue, mix up your mind and send you squabbling. The first one is "toy boat" say it about five time relatively fast.......... Did you do it. I'm guessing you couldn't do it the first time, you stumbled did you not? But don't worry you will have plenty of time to practice later in your sleep because right now we have more important things to do. The next one is "blue black bugs blood" do the same as with the last tongue twister, except this time you only have to do it seven times not five. You can say it once or twice before you start. Ready.....Go! you stumbled I heard that but hey don't sweat it and keep working on it and you will be a pro in no time (that is if you work long enough at it). Have Fun.

How you can easily make a filling and tasty cabbage salad

Today, I am going to teach you how to make a quick, easy cabbage salad. All you need is: 1 head of white cabbage  1/4 cup of olive oil  1/4 cup of lemon juice 1 tsp of salt 1 Tbs of nutritional yeast Mix all ingredients into a bowl and decorate with your favorite herb, serves about five people depending on how big the cabbage is. My mom loves this recipe and we eat it regularly and even bring it to church. This recipe was put together by Victoria Boutenko who is a raw foodest/author and you can find her at the  Raw Family web site. Have fun.

How to make a Delicious and Healthy smoothie

Hello today I am going to teach you how to make a green smoothie. All you need is: spinach  fresh or frozen fruit honey  milk, nut milk or water nut butter of any kind and last but not least a blender What you do is put about one large hand full of spinach, you can put as much fruit as you want but I would put about two cups, about two table spoons of honey, enough milk to cover the the contents and a spoon full of you favorite nut butter. Blend thoroughly until its at the consistency of some thing you would want to drink. NOTE this may not taste the best but after time you will start to like it. Have fun.